"Hey Mom, can Rolly Polys smell?"

"Mom, when you get old will you need a hearing aid?"

"I like the earth; when I die can I stay here instead of going to Heaven?"

"Mom, how long until you and dad die?"

"Mom, can I clean the toilets???"

"What do you do when your mom is bad? Do they put her in timeout?"

"Do you think Dad will want to play Lego Rock Band with me when he gets home?"

:)
I heart 5 year olds!