Last night after dinner we all had superpowers assigned to us by the kids. Much battling ensued.
Pumpkin: Candy Man (of course) with the sticky power of candy. He's actually the villain, complete with maniacal laugh. He makes the floor sticky so the superheros get stuck. He's got boundless energy, with nary a sugar-induced crash in sight. He's always trying to thwart the good-works of...
Princess: Spaghetti Girl (she gave herself this name) with the power to shoot spaghetti out of her fingers. Can you guess what we had for dinner last night? She uses her amazing spaghetti power to tie up Candy Man temporarily and to always have a quick and easy dinner prepared. To shoot, she extends her fingers like the Emperor from Star Wars, although spaghetti is far more innocuous than lightning.
Daddy: Sleepy Guy (dubbed so by Candy Man) has the power of sleep. He can fall asleep at any time, producing a boneless state that frustrates combatants. He has the power to put anyone else to sleep instantaneously, thus giving him a precious few minutes to lock them up and get away. Are there any other benefits to narcolepsy and transferent narcolepsy? I can't think of any.
Mommy: Innocent Bystander with the power to be captured and saved at the whim of the superhero/super-villain. I also have the power to clean up the dinner dishes with Sleepy Guy while all this epic battling is going on with nary a broken dish to be seen. That's the kind of superpower I like.
Oh, and flying. I'd love to be able to fly.
Pumpkin: Candy Man (of course) with the sticky power of candy. He's actually the villain, complete with maniacal laugh. He makes the floor sticky so the superheros get stuck. He's got boundless energy, with nary a sugar-induced crash in sight. He's always trying to thwart the good-works of...
Princess: Spaghetti Girl (she gave herself this name) with the power to shoot spaghetti out of her fingers. Can you guess what we had for dinner last night? She uses her amazing spaghetti power to tie up Candy Man temporarily and to always have a quick and easy dinner prepared. To shoot, she extends her fingers like the Emperor from Star Wars, although spaghetti is far more innocuous than lightning.
Daddy: Sleepy Guy (dubbed so by Candy Man) has the power of sleep. He can fall asleep at any time, producing a boneless state that frustrates combatants. He has the power to put anyone else to sleep instantaneously, thus giving him a precious few minutes to lock them up and get away. Are there any other benefits to narcolepsy and transferent narcolepsy? I can't think of any.
Mommy: Innocent Bystander with the power to be captured and saved at the whim of the superhero/super-villain. I also have the power to clean up the dinner dishes with Sleepy Guy while all this epic battling is going on with nary a broken dish to be seen. That's the kind of superpower I like.
Oh, and flying. I'd love to be able to fly.


